Hollywood's lesbian royalty Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi say 'I do' in a private ceremony surrounded by close family and friends and the paparazzi. Work Out train wreck Jackie Warner turns 40 with a dignified girl-on-girl make out party. Jodie Foster ditches the other woman and reunites with Cydney Bernard? Margaret Cho wants to daisy chain Lezzie Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Roseanne's smart-ass Sara Gilbert signs on for the Big Bang Theory and Brooke Shields tears up Runway.

This week in channel surfing for gay girls delivers a few good reasons to tune into the Olympics including wet, sandy breasts, crotch shots, and the thrill of leering at Allison Schmitt, Caroline Burckle, Diana Taurasi and Khatuna Lorig. This fall, will House's Olivia Wilde go lesbian? Will Sara Ramirez's Callie and Brooke Smith's Erica go whole hog, so to speak? Plus Jennifer Love Hewitt's hard-working bra, Full House hottie Lori Loughlin on 90210 redux, Molly Parker doesn't quite get her Lude-induced girl on girl on and Mary Louise Parker is continually scintillating.

With the tres gay premise of a high school drama teacher putting on a musical adaptation of Shakespeare’s classic tragedy featuring songs like 'Gay as the Day is Long,' is it any wonder Hamlet 2 earned the Audience Award at L.A.'s Outfest in July? Star Steve Coogan and out director Andrew Fleming sit down to talk about their extremely metro collaboration.